Supervisor #1: Before this meeting gets started, let's go over what I want.
Supervisor #2: I know what she wants! She wants my pants!
Tucson, Arizona
CSR: How do I transfer calls?
Teller: You’re an idiot wrapped in moron.
845 North Gilbert Road
Gilbert, Arizona
Engineer #1 to #2: What the hell is up with your hair?
Engineer #2: Nothing, leave me alone!
Boss to engineer #2: Don't you shower? You look like a bush hog.
Engineer #1: Yeah, you look like a bush hog.
Engineer #2: Of course I showered. I washed my hair last night. Leave me alone. What the hell is a “bush hog”?
Engineer #3: A homosexual hedgehog.
Engineer #2: Does my hair really look that bad?
Coolidge, Arizona
Suit #1: What was that?
Suit #2: What?
Suit #1: You just hid something when I came up.
Suit #2: It was my juice box, because it’s… You know…
Suit #1: What? There’s nothing wrong with drinking juice from a box. I love juice boxes.
Assistant, walking up: What are you guys talking about?
Both suits, in unison: Nothing.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Cube Guru
Gym employee: In addition to today's mail, I also have a small package.
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: captain subtext
Coworker #1: Did you read the e-mail from HR about the new Nazi-like, anti-fun internet policy? It says we’re not supposed to MySpace or YouTube on company time. How boring!
Coworker #2: Whatever! At least I still have my Slim Vibe — they can’t take that from me!
Phoenix, Arizona
Programmer, in otherwise quiet office: Wait, what? How is that “snickerdoodle” isn't in my phone's T9?
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Developer: And so I told the client that she can add cats till…the cats come home. And then I'm done with her. Because there's no fucking way I'm adding any more cats to this printer cartridge selling website.
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: Chris Cardinal
Coworker #1 holding company’s new tech use policy: It says we’re not supposed to blog on company time.
Coworker #2: Whatever. It’s not like we follow any of their other policies, like doing work and shit.
Phoenix, Arizona
Assistant #1: The doctor said I can’t have any more pain medication.
Assistant #2: She’s just trying to keep you from getting hooked.
Assistant #1: Yeah, I guess she’s right. I come from a long line of drunkards, addicts, and musicians.
6710 North Scottsdale Road
Scottsdale, Arizona
