Woman on phone: He saw some pornography on the internet and went to school and touched some girl and got in a lot of trouble.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: your D.A.D.
Woman on phone: He saw some pornography on the internet and went to school and touched some girl and got in a lot of trouble.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: your D.A.D.
Intern, freaking out: Will somebody please help me? My pen fell down my pant leg and I can't find it!
Birmingham, Alabama
Account executive: We are going to need to traffic that ad out by Friday.
Traffic manager: What does ‘traffic’ mean?
Birmingham, Alabama
Publisher: I like your Iron Maiden t-shirt.
Intern: Thanks! I thought I’d dress it up today!
600 Broad Street
Gadsden, Alabama
Overheard by: ListeningJournalist
Employee: Don’t interrupt me now, interrupt me when I am finished!
1200 10th Avenue South
Birmingham, Alabama
Reviewer: They think their coach is the second coming of Jesus.
Partner: If Jesus was a football coach, he would have coached at Alabama.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: bamalama
Man: Well, once you shoot yourself in the foot with a nail gun, you’ll know you should never point it at anything.
Software company
Birmingham, Alabama
Co-worker #1: You can’t leave for a day ever again!
Co-worker #2: Why not?
Co-worker #1: Because without you there the average IQ in that room drops to 72.
1834 West Selfridge Street
Montgomery, Alabama
Overheard by: Asja
Worker #1: They were being mean to her on Facebook.
Worker #2: What’s Facebook?
Worker #3: Oh, it’s like MySpace.
Worker #2: MySpace… That’s like Wal-Mart for pedophiles.
2100 Lakeshore Drive
Birmingham, Alabama
