Designer to himself: I can't fit a friggin unicorn between a tiger and a dragon!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: cube ninja
Designer to himself: I can't fit a friggin unicorn between a tiger and a dragon!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: cube ninja
Office worker: You can't take anything into the prison. But I totally want to take a picture. For prosperity.
Oregon
Overheard by: Hutch
Woman on cell, happily: Hi! Are you divorced yet?
Tarrytown, New York
Coworker, running into office in a panic: The unthinkable just happened! The executive director just quoted Jar Jar Binks!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: point taken. i'll be clearing off my desk if you need me.
Middle-aged worker bee on phone: Mother, are you pregnant?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Woman #1, noticing a letter in woman #2's inbox: Oh, you have stuff in your box!
Woman #2: I always have something in my box.
Woman #1: Aw, I never have anything put in my box.
National Capital Region
Canadia
Overheard by: government spawn
Older male patient: I have been previously diagnosed with glaucoma, cataract and immaculate degeneration.
Doctor: Uh, do you mean macular degeneration?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Barry
Man #1: What's in the bag?
Man #2: Fake pussies.
Woman: What?!
Man #2: Fake pussy willows.
Manhattan, New York
Philosopher: It's hard to whistle when you're flying.
Connecticut
Code enforcer: I have an animal control complaint.
Animal control: Okay, what is it?
Code enforcer: There's a camel loose in our office!
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Lauren
