Middle aged CSR #1: Am I flashing or is it hot in here?
Middle aged CSR #2: It's not just you. I'm totally flashing, like a retard!
20-something CSR, laughing: You're flashing like a what?
Middle aged CSR #2: A retard. You know… Like those people who have nothing on underneath their trench coats, and they flash people. You know, those crazy people.
Aliso Viejo, California
Trainer to another: Well, after she threw up on me, it made it hard for me to kiss her afterwards.
Kentucky
Customer service girl: We're going to send you a new bush.
San Diego, California
Coworker to another: They are just too hard. I guess I'm just anal about wrapping my wieners.
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Overheard by: Brent
Coworker to another: The group sex didn't change anything.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Surveyor #1: Ray is top; I am bottom.
Surveyor #2: Uh…
Surveyor #1: Wait. that didn't come out right!
Rockville, Maryland
40-something male office runner: I really like your smelly lotion.
20-something female office runner: Eh… thanks.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Laura
Director of logistics on phone: They're all a bunch of space whores. And we're the willing Johns.
Cupertino, California
Office girl: Praise god! Prayer works!
Born again Christian coworker: Hell yeah!
Office girl: Huh?
Born again Christian coworker: Sorry.
Aiea, Hawaii
Overheard by: Girl hiding behind her monitor
Boss to office: I don't even want you guys, I just want pets.
Berkeley, California
