Insurance representative: If you were to come to us individually, it would cost you about $45 a month, but since you guys get a group rate, it's only $8.61 every other week. That's less than $23 a month!
Kirkland, Washington
Overheard by: Ferox
Insurance representative: If you were to come to us individually, it would cost you about $45 a month, but since you guys get a group rate, it's only $8.61 every other week. That's less than $23 a month!
Kirkland, Washington
Overheard by: Ferox
Video Game Developer: Why am I naked and corrupted?
24742 SE 28th Place
Seattle, Washington
Ghetto girl on cell: Whitey snuck into my apartment and set my alarm clock off by 12 hours! I ain’t never snuck into no white person’s house and put poison in they’re food! But Whitey’s oppressin’ me. Whitey snuck into my apartment while I was in the shower and stole my underwear! While I was in the shower!
545 Bus
Outside Seattle, Washington
Co-worker #1: Wanna go in, say…10 minutes? Or do you need longer?
Co-worker #2: How about 15?
Co-worker #1: I knew that was what you were going to say!…I think I wasted my wish when I said, “I’d like to know what people are
going to say, right before they actually say it.”
1835 Terminal Drive
Richland, Washington
Old man: Excuse me.
CD store employee: Yes.
Old man: Where do you keep your Negro music?
CD store employee: What?
Old man: Your Negro music!
Grandson: He means rap music.
CD store employee: Oh, over there.
1st Avenue North
Seattle, Washington
Underling to manager, during video conference: You pay me for my brain, but all you use me for is my fingers.
Seattle, Washington
CFO: Well, don’t you look dolled up today! What is the occasion?
Payroll: It’s the first day of my sexual harassment litigation…
Kirkland, Washington
Overheard by: oops
Facilities guy, as five IT staffers walk past: What is this, it on parade?
IT guy: Yes, we ran out of pink elephants.
Seattle, Washington
Reservationist: I heard that if you get stung by a jellyfish and you put urine on the sting, it'll stop hurting.
Reservationist #2: I'd totally pee on you.
Seattle, Washington
Matronly office drone: The internet keeps playing games; it keeps going down on me. (pause) Wait, that sounds bad.
Bellevue, Washington
