Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can't believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can't believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
Coworker to graphic designer: Can we make the Tiki man more totem like?
Washington, DC
Pregnant lady (annoyed): So he said “Hey, you look nice today,” but I told him it's just the milk in my breasts.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Really? You're talking about that at work?
Metro driver: Please do not lean on the doors. If you lean on the doors they will break, and we will have to offload everyone from this train. And god knows we have had enough problems lately.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Rider
Large woman looking in bathroom stall: Lord, I can't even fit in there! I'm just gonna hold it.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Manager: Hey there! How are you feeling about your second day?
Intern: Whelmed.
Manager: I’m sorry, what was that?
Intern: Whelmed. You know, you can be “overwhelmed” and “underwhelmed,” but I’m just “whelmed.”
Manager: I see. Well, maybe some coffee would help?
1400 16th Street NW
Washington, DC
Coworker: Are you okay?
Pregnant woman having contraction: Nothing fell out, so I’m good.
Navy yard
Washington, DC
Man to female coworker: I don’t think you understand — you brought in fried chicken for us. This gesture is a little more serious than, ‘I can tolerate your presence,’ and quite honestly, I’m not sure if I’m ready to take our relationship to that level.
M Street
Washington, DC
Coworker on phone: Well, it was bad too… and it was also a hand job.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Laughing
Male coworker: The KFC double down chicken sandwich is just one those things you have to try.
Female coworker: It's unhealthy and looks disgusting!
Male coworker: It's like streaking: just one of those things you have to do in college.
Washington, DC
