Middle-aged man #1 on speakerphone: You’re a poo-poo head.
Middle-aged man #2: Well, you’re a pu-pu platter!
Dupont Circle
Washington, DC
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The Title Of the Abe Lincoln Biography You Really Need to Read
Manager to another: Just because you’re honest doesn’t mean you’re not a dick.
Washington, DC
I’m Told It’s Hypnotic to Watch
Exec #1 to exec #2: Does it matter if there’s more than one person?
Exec #2: No, I’ll just jiggle them around. Let me know who and I’ll start jiggling.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: officedrone
The Bitch Promises, but Never Delivers
Federal employee to coworker in ladies’ room: Darlene, how long is a dog pregnant?
L’Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Just a contractor
I Swear, This Has Never Happened to Me Before
Male boss to female receptionist: Don’t worry about it. Your finger just got excited, is all.
1120 G Street NW
Washington, DC
Call Me “Bitch” or Nothing at All
Timid 20-year-old: Excuse me, ma’am…
Sassy 30-year-old: I know you didn’t just ‘Ma’am’ me!
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
… Now It’s Just Bubbling a Little. Wanna Listen?
Coworker: Hey, how was your weekend?
Intern: Great! It’s stopped itching and– [Coworker walks away.]
Washington, DC
…Unlike Last Week’s Eclair Saga.
Coworker #1: Let me tell you my big cannoli story! (coworker #2 giggles) No, it’s not dirty.
Government Office
Washington, DC
Don’t Let That Cut into Your 20% Napping Time
Marketing director: Eighty percent of what we do is called ‘wasting time.’
Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC
One of the Hazards of Dating Congressmen
Boss: Are you cranky because you fell into the toilet?
601 E Street NW
Washington, DC
