Male admin: Did you get up at 4:30 this morning? I don’t think so.
Female admin: Yes, I did.
Male admin: You got up at 4:30?
Female admin: Yes.
Male admin: Why?
Female admin: I had to clean my chandeliers.
512 7th Avenue
New York, NY
Male admin: Did you get up at 4:30 this morning? I don’t think so.
Female admin: Yes, I did.
Male admin: You got up at 4:30?
Female admin: Yes.
Male admin: Why?
Female admin: I had to clean my chandeliers.
512 7th Avenue
New York, NY
Receptionist: Yeah, it’s really confusing this year. All of the days of the week in March are the same as those in February.
9920 108 Street
Edmonton, Canadia
Guy: What was yesterday? Was it the 31st of February?
12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY
Sales guy: …and then five years later, I’m into benchmarking.
Legal: That’s funny, when you said “Benchmarking” I heard “Bitchmarking”…sorry, ladies.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Project Manager: Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
Chief of office: Well I hope you don’t want an answer!
Project Manager: Do you mean now or, um, ever?
Chief of office: Ever!
830 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Co-worker #1: Well, well, that’s an interesting name! What backround is that?
Co-worker #2: It’s Turkish.
Co-worker #1: Really! That’s so interesting, because I just spent the last twenty years in Germany and there are apparently a lot of Turks there. I don’t think I’ve ever actually met one, but there are supposed to be a lot of them there.
165 Markham Street
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Investment Banker (on phone): What? Are you sure? I really don’t think you are in labor and I have plans…What that means is that I really want to recruit this guy and I am going to continue having drinks with him. Call me in two hours…No, I am not going to meet you at the hospital. These things take forever…I’ll be there when it’s Go time, not until then.
9 West 57th Street
New York, NY
Employee #1: Geez, I’ve actually been so busy today I haven’t been able to check my Philly team sites.
Employee #2: It’s tough to be busy one day out of 365.
Employee #1: It is exhausting.
Computer Science Building
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Suit: It was 6 hours of nonstop powerdrinking. My wife was at a Christmas party and asked me to pick her up, and I said, “Even I would not get behind the wheel now!”
350 Madison Ave.
New York, NY
Relic: Jerry, is California one hour or two hours behind us now?…What? Isn’t there some time of the year when they are only one?
2828 N. Haskell Ave
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: cherry simon
