Woman #1: What day is Thanksgiving on this year?
Woman #2: I don’t know – Thursday or Friday?
Wal-mart
Springfield, Missouri
Overheard by: Jennifer Gerboth
Blonde cashier: Wow! Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year!
Lake Travis, Texas
Overheard by: Frostwalrus
Paralegal: I fell in love with Edward. It killed me that he left Bella. Killed me.
Austin, Texas
Partner: Call Greg* and have him look over these documents.
Associate: Greg had surgery yesterday and is in the hospital. Do you want to call someone else to review them?
Partner: No, Greg can do it. It’s not like he’s dead.
Associate: Okay, I’ll call him in the morning.
Partner: No, call him now. It’s not like he has anything better to do tonight.
Law firm, 1201 Elm Street
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: jennifer
Polish coworker: I was in the communist boy scouts as a boy…
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: Jeremy
IT tech #1: What are you doing over there?
IT tech #2: We’re blowing people.
Waterview Parkway
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Dont_want_to_know
IT chick: Hey, where’s my homies?
Admin: What homies?
IT chick: Devon* and the little guy.
Admin, incredulous: There’s a little guy?!
Little guy in corner, quietly: Thanks.
3559 Belgium Lane
San Antonio, Texas
Coworker to another: Better. I like it. When I see wood, it's a good thing.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Someone finally cleaned off their desk
Exasperated IT guy #1: Don’t you have something better to do?!
IT guy #2: Yeah, but I’m not going to do it.
390 Benmar Drive
Houston, Texas
Professor: You will have those students that don’t show up to class or office hours, or that don’t care about their grades. What causes this?
TA: Global warming?
University of Texas
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: underpaid TA
