Office worker in cube: There's a weird dead baby smell in here. What is that?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Office worker in cube: There's a weird dead baby smell in here. What is that?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Grad student #1: Do you at least remember going out onto the porch last night?
Grad student #2: Was I naked?
Grad student #1: Yes. Well, you had a blanket to cover your…dignity. But I think you lost your dignity some hours before.
Arlington, Virginia
Salesman to screaming manager: What happened?
Manager: I just castrated myself!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Not Soon Enough
Audit manager: This must be the original! I can see some snow-flakey stuff on it.
Auditor: Eh?
Audit manager: You know, what do you call it… Correcting tape.
Auditor: Oh.
Wellington
New Zealand
Sales guy: Yeah, i never used to like Star Trek, but that was back before i started discovering the joys of hallucinogenic drugs…
Los Angeles, California
Laughing woman with young child: And then I just had to follow the cow around with a bag, waiting for it to poop!
Oakland Zoo
Oakland, California
Overheard by: lith
Coordination director to coworker who just asked complicated question: What? I'm eating carrots, so I can't hear. And something in the dressing is making me sweaty. Are you ready for our meeting?
Albany, New York
Overheard by: the equivalent of
Coworker to another: If faced with the possibility of vampire sex, I would definitely risk it.
Manhattan, New York
Female coworker #1: If you hold it up to the light it looks blue.
Female coworker #2: Ohhh.
Female coworker #1: Actually, they both look blue.
Female coworker #2: It is blue!
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Worried manager: What are you doing over there? Sounds like you are playing with Legos. Dear God, you are!
Hartford, Connecticut
