Receptionist on phone: I recognized her voice before she even said anything.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Receptionist on phone: I recognized her voice before she even said anything.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Manager, finishing excruciatingly long presentation: Wow, I just way overblew my load!
Renton, Washington
Male manager: You can't imagine all the different things I've had in my mouth over the last 40 years.
Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: That's what she said
Female director to IT employee trying to figure out which thermostat to turn up: Just do whatever you have to to make me hot!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: r
(worker #1 opens can of Monster energy drink)
Worker #2: Wow, I can smell your monster from over here.
Knob Noster, Missouri
Overheard by: Jason
Boss: That guy was a stud. And he liked it. He enjoyed it. And I was in pain for days!
Louisiana
Overheard by: That's not right
Male office worker: Come on! Smell my neck, my cologne is amazing!
Female office worker: I can't. My nose is stuffed and I can't smell anything.
Male office worker: That's no problem. I'll still be able to penetrate!
Topeka, Kansas
Dollar store sales clerk to another: Did you hear that customer? She tried to return panties, I told her she couldn't, so she said “you can smell them if you want”!
Lawrence, Massachusetts
Male Co-worker: Are my ears bleeding?
Female Co-worker: I didn’t know I was that loud. I’m sorry. I had the volume down.
Male Co-worker: It’s just your voice, you’re loud. I have excellent hearing. Put it this way, I can hear a snake piss on cotton.
5 Times Square
New York, NY
Overheard by: Tamika J.
PR guy to marketing guy: You know, I'm just going to massage it a little. I just want to get it into your hands as soon as possible, you know?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: the girl who cannot hear
