Tech rep to customer: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any little balls to send out.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Tech rep to customer: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any little balls to send out.
Allentown, Pennsylvania
Office drone to older coworker: I will beat you up and steal your meat, pop.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Supervisor, hanging up phone with crazy caller: She said Nancy Pelosi told her she could call in.
Secretary: Who's that?
Supervisor, stunned: The Speaker of the House?
Secretary: What house?
Supervisor: The one of ill-repute down on Marshall Street.
County Courthouse
Norristownm, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
50-something African American visitor: There are brownies in the kitchen!
Coworker: Yeah! Feel free to have one!
50-something African American visitor: I can't. I might bite my finger.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Still Not Sure if it's OK to Laugh
Young mechanic: Does the car overheat when it's not running?
Customer: Are you serious?
Auto Dealership
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Boss to employee fixing phone lines: Where is Matt? He was just here.
Matt: I'm over here…under your wife's desk.
Brookhaven, Pennsylvania
Boss, on his way out the door for a rough meeting: If I never come back, tell my wife I like her.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Assistant DA: Where's our vagina poster?
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Coworker #1: There were two worms fornicating in my yard last night.
Coworker #2: Um, worms are asexual.
Coworker #3: Just because they're asexual doesn't mean they can't have fun!
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I Love My Job
Grumpy loud guy to confused coworker: Stop going out and drinking your lunch!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
