Supervisor to coworkers trying to lift a desk: Having trouble getting it up?
Corvallis, Oregon
Supervisor to coworkers trying to lift a desk: Having trouble getting it up?
Corvallis, Oregon
Tech support person solving printing problem: First I'll put his end in her slot, then I'll try putting her end in his slot, and we'll see what happens.
Office
Oregon
Office girl, sick for some time: I puked in my mouth again. I just swallowed it. What else you gonna do? It's so disgusting!
Portland, Oregon
In a meeting: Providers only terminate their contracts for one of two reasons: Pay or Other.
At a bar with a friend: You know, I was diagnosed as a genius as a child and I think that is why I don’t get along with her; I don’t get along with other geniuses. That is why I think you and I are such good friends.
In response to an email: Ya know, I have tracking on this, and as usual, I am completely embarrassed.
[Bonus: found in coworker’s personal ad: Things that turn me on: Thunderstorms]522 SW 5th
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Breanna Freeman
Manager on phone to client: Yeah, that’s like someone watching me take a shower, and after two kids, no one wants to see that.
1120 NW Couch Street
Portland, Oregon
Tech supporter #1: There’s nothing you can’t do in London.
Tech supporter #2: Yeah, it’s like Tijuana without the Chiclets.
Wilsonville, Oregon
Overheard by: Neal
Puzzled teen: And I'm like… What is Jesus doing in my cheetos?
Hillsboro, Oregon
Overheard by: Beth
Coworker #1: What's a lobotomy?
Coworker #2: It's when they do a brain transplant.
Coworker #1: They do that?
Coworker #2: I hear they aren't very successful…
Portland, Oregon
Customer: I have a question about something that's not pictured on your website. Can you describe it?
Coworker: (stares at her blankly)
Portland, Oregon
