Co-worker or Quote Machine?

Admin: I’ve always wondered what the metric system was.

Admin: I’m going to go home before I have a massive exploding in my head or something of that nature.

Admin: I’m just going to cut out my bladder. ’cause I’m getting really tired of having to go to the bathroom.

Admin: The mail leaves our office from our office at five o’clock and from there it goes to the post office. Then it goes to the post office in california before it gets to your guyses mailbox. So I wanna say that possibly it should probably get there today, I wanna hope so.

121 SW Salmon Street
Portland, Oregon