On the phone

Lindsey Naegle Really Is a Sexual Predator

Aggressive advertising program manager: Yeah, then on the conference call we can tell them about all the ways we can go to malls and touch the kids!

Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

Female operations manger, on phone with another woman: He's wrong, he's wrong… becuase he's a man!

Woburn, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Choo Choo Charlie

Man on phone, about new packaging: Well, it's a cardboard box. But it's a really nice one!

Manhattan, New York

Secretary on phone: So… this Africa thing, is it going to fuck me?

Langley
British Columbia
Canadia

Woman on cell, happily: Hi! Are you divorced yet?

Tarrytown, New York

Middle-aged worker bee on phone: Mother, are you pregnant?

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Hot secretary #1: I think if you push “release,” the call goes away.
Hot secretary #2: I wish I had a “release” button… then I might not have to fake it with my boyfriend.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: JDeez

Code enforcer: I have an animal control complaint.
Animal control: Okay, what is it?
Code enforcer: There's a camel loose in our office!

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Lauren

Telemarketer with heavy Indian accent: Hello, I would like to speak to whoever handles your Yellow Pages or SuperPages needs. Who would that be?
Guy, interrupted at work: Do you not see a problem with the phonebook sales person calling and saying they don't know who they are calling?

Honolulu, Hawaii

Boss on cell: Drink the Kool-Aid, wear the underwear.

Presque Isle, Michigan

Overheard by: wtf