Attorney on phone: But it doesn't say anything about homosexuality in here!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Attorney on phone: But it doesn't say anything about homosexuality in here!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Guy on cell: So I was online last night looking at dicks…
Newport News, Virginia
Annoying coworker on phone, loudly: Yes, just a wax. (pause) What's a Hollywood?? (pause, then softly) Oh, no, hang on… No, I don't think so.
Johannesburg
South Africa
Overheard by: Gael
Aggressive advertising program manager: Yeah, then on the conference call we can tell them about all the ways we can go to malls and touch the kids!
Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
Female operations manger, on phone with another woman: He's wrong, he's wrong… becuase he's a man!
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Choo Choo Charlie
Man on phone, about new packaging: Well, it's a cardboard box. But it's a really nice one!
Manhattan, New York
Secretary on phone: So… this Africa thing, is it going to fuck me?
Langley
British Columbia
Canadia
Woman on cell, happily: Hi! Are you divorced yet?
Tarrytown, New York
Middle-aged worker bee on phone: Mother, are you pregnant?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Hot secretary #1: I think if you push “release,” the call goes away.
Hot secretary #2: I wish I had a “release” button… then I might not have to fake it with my boyfriend.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: JDeez
