Coworker #1: Hey, want to go outside to smoke?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I need to hit the can first.
Coworker #1: I already went.
Coworker #2: That wasn't an invitation.
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Coworker #1: Hey, want to go outside to smoke?
Coworker #2: Yeah, I need to hit the can first.
Coworker #1: I already went.
Coworker #2: That wasn't an invitation.
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Office gossip to another: They can have their royal tea wedding and we'll have our pirate fun separately!
Naperville, Illinois
Openly gay reception guy to IT girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you've said that.
Lincoln, Nebraska
Overheard by: Not that easy
Postal employee: Step up, my man, and take a chance on a postal worker on his second day on the job!
Lorton, Virginia
Overheard by: Another civil servant
IT guy: And you can help with setting up the sites, too.
Super-cute admin assistant: Okay.
Office manager, walking in: What's going on?
IT guy: I was just telling her that she could help me out this year if she wanted to.
Office manager: Oh yeah, she's an untapped resource.
IT guy, after pause: I'd tap that.
Castle Rock, Colorado
Frazzled manager to administrative assistant: I need a cylon cartridge for my printer. Do you guys have a cylon cartridge?
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Baltar's backup plan
Manager: I think I need a replacement or a cleaning.
Ridge, New York
Manager to coworker: How are you doing?
Coworker: I am a little backed up.
Manager: Is there anything I can do to help?
Coworker: Nope, I'm on my way to take care of that now. (walks off to bathroom with a magazine in hand)
Keene, New Hampshire
Female coworker #1: How did your dental surgery go?
Female coworker #2: I'm okay. A little sore.
Female coworker #1: Do you want some Vicodin? I have some in my top drawer. I'm more than happy to share the wealth!
Norwalk, Connecticut
