Teller #1: How am I over my cash limit? I just transferred you $30,000!
Teller #2: Did you put the transfer through right?
Teller #1: Yeah! I had $60,000. How am I still over my limit of $20,000?
Teller #2: You had $60,000.
Teller #1: Yes.
Teller #2: And you transferred me $30,000.
Teller #1: Uh huh.
Teller #2: What does that leave you with?
Teller #1: Oooooh…
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: They handle your money, people!
Female coworker: … And you know what she did? She went to hug me, and when she did they shot her.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Female art director, watching male creatives gawking at models: They're just human.
Male copywriter: They're not human! Take that back!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Lucy
50-something guy on important-sounding call: Well, do you have a Facebook account?
New York City, New York
Lab guy on cell: What did you just say to me? Oh, goat porn! Yeah, I like goat porn, too.
Science center
Long Island, New York
Guy: At least it’s Friday, right?
DMV Girl: I hate you.
300 W. 34th Street
New York, NY
Coworker #1: I would read books. Yhey bore me. Too many words in them,
really.
Coworker #2: Interesting.
440 9th ave
New York, NY
Worker bee #1: Have you ever been constipated?
Worker bee #2: Not severely.
Worker bee #1: Oh, it’s horrible! I hate it! I would rather have diarrhea!
Worker bee #2: No, you wouldn’t.
Worker bee #1: Oh, yes, I would! At least then you know there’s going to be an end to it… It wears out.
Worker bee #2: Yeah, but with diarrhea you could have an accident.
Worker bee #1: Well, I didn’t say that it was a choice between being constipated and having an accident. You don’t alwayshave an accident.
110 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Jaime
Loud-mouth designer: You had one of those UNICEF kids, adopted it, then ate it.
860 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Woman to table mates in lunchroom: There's only so much you can swallow.
Ridge, New York
Overheard by: Pass the Mouthwash
