3PM Second Opinion

Doctor #1: Where did you say the patient has been recently?
Doctor #2: Ummmmm, Ghana? Something like that?
Doctor #1: So, Africa.
Doctor #2: No, South America.

525 E 68th Street
New York, New York

Posted on October 3, 2016
General Idiocy, Medical, Metro Northeast

Eva Braun Waxes Rhapsodic

Co-worker: If I killed someone, he would totally lie to the police for me. Either he would be my alibi or he would lie and say he did it so I could be free.

225 North Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Am I Next

Posted on June 14, 2016
Coworkers, Crazies, Crimes, Death, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Metro Northeast, Violence

4PM Transcribing

Supervisor: Just do whatever’s easier for you.
Word processor: It’s easiest to do it this way, ’cause then I don’t have to think.
Supervisor: Well, you want to think a little bit…
Word processor: Nah, not really.

1 World Financial Center
New York, New York

Posted on March 6, 2016
Bosses and Underlings, Metro Northeast, Time Management

12PM Lunch

Office drone #1: So my new next door neighbor’s name is Amanda and she has a 2-year-old named Mercedes.
Office drone #2: Good luck keeping that one off the pole.

15 Washington Avenue
Brooklyn, New York

Posted on December 3, 2015
Gossip, Metro Northeast, Possible Sexual Harassment

Why I Started Eating Lunch in My Car

Employee #1: What the fuck. This sandwich is impossible.
Employee #2: It looks like a big, gaping vagina.
Employee #1: It’s like eating out a big vagina. Look! Chunks are falling off!
Employee #2: Your sandwich has an STD! Like hooker poon.
Employee #3, holding identical sandwich missing a single bite: Well, looks like I’m done. If anyone wants my dirty vagina sandwich you’re welcome to it. Thanks for the lunch convo.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kathryn