Female employee, pointing at computer screen: I say we take this guy to court!
Male employee: There's nobody there, Megan*.
Newton, Massachusetts
Female employee, pointing at computer screen: I say we take this guy to court!
Male employee: There's nobody there, Megan*.
Newton, Massachusetts
Peon: Did you see that chick last night? She was so hot. After the meeting, Eric* made a beeline for her.
Co-worker: Oh, yeah? She was hot?
Peon: Well, in the real world she was probably like a 7, but in the lawyer world, she’s like a 12.
West Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Julianna
Coworker, smelling vegetarian lunch: Eww! It stinks in here! Is that my burp or Scott's balls?
Fall River, Massachusetts
Sales guy: They need to either shit or go home!
Somerville, Massachusetts
Colleague on phone: I want to got to Mexico in May, but I don't want to miss Cinco de Mayo.
Boston, Massachusetts
Sales girl: But I sent you an electronic e-mail!
Middleboro, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mikey
Front manager: I wanna go out on the town and cause trouble tonight. Not to the point of getting arrested, but… really close.
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
CSR: Ma’am, my system is backed up and my computer is going down on me.
300 Rosewood Drive
Danvers, Massachusetts
Agent, about client: She is just as nice as pie! I swear, she should get pregnant more often.
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy behind counter, looking at something on the floor: I don't know what it is, but it's gooey…
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Chris Who Isn't Dead
