Coworker, explaining why he's carrying two calculators: One is built for speed, and one is to pick up women.
Boston, Massachusetts
Coworker, explaining why he's carrying two calculators: One is built for speed, and one is to pick up women.
Boston, Massachusetts
Female office manager, coming in from the rain outside: Ugh, now I'm all wet… and not in a good way.
Watertown, Massachusetts
Coworker to another: These reports are look-upable on the web.
Braintree, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hot Mess
Office chick: Welcome to imports. Please enjoy the music while you slowly lose your fucking mind.
Guy: I know. I have a bad feeling about this.
Office chick: Yeah… I usually wake up with that.
Boston, Massachusetts
Boss, returning from magazine photo shoot: I'm a star!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: soon to be leaving this
Male cook: Fine, we'll spell it your way!
Female front desk agent: No, seriously! “Banana” is spelled b-a-n-a-n-a.
(later that day)
Female front desk agent to male front desk agent: Hey, how do you spell “banana”?
Male front desk agent: B-a-b…
Female front desk agent, cutting him off: Forget it.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: David
Coworker #1: Look at this guy, he's all dressed up today. What a fag!
Coworker #2: I was gonna wear jeans, but my dog jumped all over me this morning.
Coworker #1: You got a tie under there too? Jesus Christ, what a fag!
Bedford, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: Ew! Wait, so you really had to expose explicit pictures today? Were they at least… like, good? Or…
Coworker #2: Well, as you know, I'm not attracted to straight porn, so…
Ashland, Massachusetts
Overheard by: It was my first day!
Librarian on phone: I've talked to you when you're high. It's not all that much fun!
Amherst, Massachusetts
Office assistant on phone: No, you have never been able to use funding for summer expenses. (pause) When did this happen? (pause) January is not summer!
Cambridge, Massachusetts
