11AM Schedule Conference Room for Next Week

Worker Bee: How many people do we have signed up so far?
Middle Manager: So far as have 35 RSTDs.
Worker Bee: Hmm, we should really stock up on more antibiotics.

1155 East 60th Street
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: eazy_e

Posted on August 22, 2023
Bosses and Underlings, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Questions

And Certainly Not to France

Lady peon #1: Chipotle’s burritos are, like, so good!
Lady peon #2: Yeah, I know. Carol*, have you ever had one?
Carol: Uh, I’ve never been out of the country…

5813 South Kenwood Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: wow

Posted on July 19, 2023
Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Illinois

Overheard in the Office Hearts Geeks Of All Colors and Creeds

Cubicle mate #1: Do you remember when Steve Urkel got all hot and started going as Stefan Urquelle?
Cubicle mate #2, confused: Yeah…
Cubicle mate #1: I just remembered that.
Cubicle mate #2: Ha. Did I do that?

Ontario Street
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: gotanycheese

Posted on May 31, 2023
Coworkers, Illinois, Questions, TV, Weirdness

Where Exactly Are You Ordering Lunch From?

Developer: Is “buttload” hyphenated?
New guy: No, I think it's just one word.

Corner of State & Water
Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…

Posted on May 11, 2023
Illinois, Language barrier, Questions, Tech People, Words

A Misguided Attempt to Assert Alpha Female Status

Female coworker #1: Are your poops big?
Female coworker #2: Well, I don’t exactly examine…
Female coworker #1: Well, compare your big poop to something in real life.
Female coworker #2: This is ridiculous.
Female coworker #1: No, I’m serious.
Female coworker #2: I don’t know, an egg?
Female coworker #1: How many eggs?
Female coworker #2: Three, four?
Female coworker #1: Well, my big poop is like the size of a Nalgene water bottle.

Gladstone Avenue & Galena Boulevard
Aurora, Illinois

Overheard by: Just Trying to Eat My Lunch