Coworker: You're pissed at me because Dave* wants to eat you!?
Alpharetta, Georgia
Coworker: You're pissed at me because Dave* wants to eat you!?
Alpharetta, Georgia
Cashier: Okay, your total is $9.63, and can I have you first name for the order?
Customer: McKnight.
Cashier: McKnight?
Customer: Yes.
Cashier: That’s your first name?
Customer: Yes.
Cashier: Your mother didn’t like you very much, did she?
Panera Bread
Evans, Georgia
Overheard by: Phil
Fuddy duddy: Now, what website does one go to to “google” something?
Suwanee, Georgia
Woman: I didn’t know you have a turtle.
Guy: Sure do.
Woman: Is it a sea turtle?
754 Peachtree Street NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: M. Chavis
Exasperated office girl: Nobody ever tells me anything that I can understand!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Man to friend: If I knew it was that easy to lose weight from getting sick I'd have licked my dog's butt a long time ago.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Chimpy
Reporter: I know how to do CPR. I have the CPR ap on my iPhone.
Augusta, Georgia
Receptionist: This morning I was sitting up here and I looked out the window in the courtyard and there was a guy getting dressed.
Guy: Black guy? Construction boots? [Receptionist nods.] Yeah, he sleeps there.
Receptionist: Hmmm. I wouldn’t think you’d wanna sleep in the courtyard of an office.
Guy: Well, I imagine if you’re homeless that’s one of the better spots.
Receptionist: Oh, I didn’t realize he was homeless. I just thought he was resting or whatever…
2931 North Druid Hills Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Writer to editor: I was having a staring contest with you a little while ago, but you weren’t paying attention so I won.
Broad Street
Augusta, Georgia
Man using bathroom stall: Well, I drink about a liter, a liter and a half of water a day.
Man at urinal: Drinking water is good for the kidneys, and I've got a constipation problem, so drinking water helps me.
Atlanta, Georgia
