Fuddy duddy: Now, what website does one go to to “google” something?
Suwanee, Georgia
Fuddy duddy: Now, what website does one go to to “google” something?
Suwanee, Georgia
Woman: I didn’t know you have a turtle.
Guy: Sure do.
Woman: Is it a sea turtle?
754 Peachtree Street NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: M. Chavis
Exasperated office girl: Nobody ever tells me anything that I can understand!
Alpharetta, Georgia
Man to friend: If I knew it was that easy to lose weight from getting sick I'd have licked my dog's butt a long time ago.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Chimpy
Reporter: I know how to do CPR. I have the CPR ap on my iPhone.
Augusta, Georgia
Receptionist: This morning I was sitting up here and I looked out the window in the courtyard and there was a guy getting dressed.
Guy: Black guy? Construction boots? [Receptionist nods.] Yeah, he sleeps there.
Receptionist: Hmmm. I wouldn’t think you’d wanna sleep in the courtyard of an office.
Guy: Well, I imagine if you’re homeless that’s one of the better spots.
Receptionist: Oh, I didn’t realize he was homeless. I just thought he was resting or whatever…
2931 North Druid Hills Road
Atlanta, Georgia
Writer to editor: I was having a staring contest with you a little while ago, but you weren’t paying attention so I won.
Broad Street
Augusta, Georgia
Man using bathroom stall: Well, I drink about a liter, a liter and a half of water a day.
Man at urinal: Drinking water is good for the kidneys, and I've got a constipation problem, so drinking water helps me.
Atlanta, Georgia
Sales to admin: Two rimmers and an in-and-out. That sounds like a good Friday night!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Shipping customer: When does UPS come to pick up?
Owner: He's due around five, and he has not been here yet. Your package will go out today.
Shipping customer: He's due at five? Will it go out today? Did he come yet?
Riverside Parkway
Lawrenceville, Georgia
Overheard by: Jami
