Thing One or Thing Two?

Guy, as office girl comes back from lunch at a new restaurant: So, what's your thing look like?
Office girl: Um, excuse me?

Lakeland, Florida

Posted on January 15, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Florida, Meals and Snacks, Questions

So Long, Mossy, No-Music Teeth!

Teenage worker: Did you listen to that Tooth Tunes toothbrush I got you?
20-something blond worker: Yeah, I was brushing my teeth naked and dancing to it this morning.

Tallahassee, Florida

Posted on January 12, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Music, Questions, Weirdness

That's Why You're the Best Manager Ever

Newspaper worker: Well, we're just the minions of this company, anyway.
Newspaper manager: What's a minion?

Ft lauderdale, Florida

Posted on January 9, 2009
Bosses and Underlings, Florida, General Idiocy, Questions, Words

That's Even Creepier Than a Meehive

Coworker #1: Do you see Matt's hair? He looked like Mrs. Bates from Psycho. He had his hair up in a bun.
Coworker #2: A mun?

Library
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Posted on January 8, 2009
Cinema, Coworkers, Florida, Physical Appearance, Questions, Words

Not After You Returned My Tigger Costume in Such Poor Condition

Marketing guy: Hey, do you still have that hot and fuzzy DVD?
Designer guy: Yeah.
Marketing guy: Can I bum it from you?

Orlando, Florida

Posted on December 22, 2008
Designers and Photographers, Financial Folk, Florida, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

If You're Serious About One-upmanship, You Need to Do Your Homework

Cube dweller #1: My cousin was in the hospital last week.
Cube dweller #2: Yeah? My brother was in the hospital last week. He had an operation to remove…ummm, something.
Cube dweller #1: What, his tonsils?
Cube dweller #2: No, it started with “p.”
Cube dweller #1: Oh, gawd, not his prostate?
Cube dweller #2: No… Oh, yeah. It was his pendix.

Tampa, Florida