England

Inspector: We were in the middle of the health and safety conference, and a fire broke out in the lift.
Call center girl: Really? My god! What happened?!
Inspector: Everyone started to run, but the hallway was really narrow so we got stuck.
Call center girl: Oh my god, what happened?!
Inspector: The fire brigade just opened the fire doors in the conference room. Mr. Lawry* wants to see us now.
Call center girl: So why do you have to go see Mr. Lawry?
Inspector: I think we’re doing more training…

Wembley Road
Wembley
England

Male peon: Well, now we all know you’re a ho.
Office girl: I prefer the term ‘prostitute.’

Golden Square, London
England

18-year-old guy: How old do you think Brenda* [older lady from office] is?
20-year-old guy: About… fifty two?
18-year-old guy: I’d hate to be that old and still wear make-up.

Willenhall
West Midlands
England

Coworker to another while tweaking settings on their iPhones: Where's your colon?

Birmingham
England

Overheard by: Bex

Bald male accountant, about leather-bound diary: That's really nice. If I had one as nice as that I'd never do any work, I'd just sit stroking it all day.

Newcastle upon Tyne
England

Overheard by: finance mole

Girl #1: Well, her parents did give birth to her.
Girl #2: Which parent?!
Girl #1: … Her mum.

England

Overheard by: Rachel Wills

Manager to worker on phone with customer: Tell him we ain't got a monkey, and don't know when the stock's coming in.

Hemel Hempstead
England

Overheard by: Do we sell monkeys?

Coworker, in earnest discussion: I think what's more of a concern these days is the complete disintegration of everything.

Croydon
England

Cockney waitress to customer: We haven't got any chicken sandwiches, but I can do an impersonation!

Rye
England

Dell Support operator: OK, sir, now I’m going to need you to insert your System CD. Do you have that handy?
Irish customer: Is dat dis Pentanium ting?

The other listeners on conference laugh.

Dell Support operator: Excuse me, sir, there’s a lot of background noise. I’m just going to turn off the other microphones.

–As a novel approach to caller boredom while waiting for a techSupp droid to become free, Dell have instituted a situation where callers get to listen in while said droid deals with the calls ahead of one in the queue.

So the overhearing was actually pretty widely geographically
distributed, between:

The charmin’ Irish Callcentre colleen, who was wherever in Ireland Dell have their support centre;
Her interlocutor, who by his accent was also in that country;
The various other listeners-in, who might have been anywhere in
Europe;
Me, at Long Lane, Newbury, England.

Overheard by: CDWriter