Sarge: You’re lucky somebody around here likes you.
Office peon: Lots of people like me!
Sarge: Stuffed animals don’t count.
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
Sarge: You’re lucky somebody around here likes you.
Office peon: Lots of people like me!
Sarge: Stuffed animals don’t count.
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
Office peon on phone: Just an FYI — Sarge plays with the vibrating Hello Kitty all the time.
Newark, Delaware
Young female associate: So the homeless guy kept coming at me and I got scared, so I kicked him in the balls.
Law Firm
Wilmington, Delaware
Peon: I’m not sure if everyone’s aware, but I have taken the time to name people’s tummies in the In-house Department.
Wilmington, Delaware
Technician: We don’t make mistakes. We may create new opportunities and challenges, but we don’t make mistakes.
645 Paper Mill Road
Newark, Delaware
PR Male: Why are you sending the reporter these pictures?
PR Female: I'm just trying to hook her.
PR Male: What?
Wilmington, Delaware
Dude: Do you know where your wife is?
Sarge: How the fuck are you gonna walk in here on a Thursday morning, come in my fucking office, see that I'm in the middle of writing a fucking important letter, and ask me where the fuck someone else in this fucking building is. I'm sorry, where the fuck do you see a babysitter sign on my desk?
Dude: I'm sorry, I just…
Sarge: Where the fuck do you see it? Where's the fucking sign?
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
Sarge: Well… you could also use it literally like: “If I fucked your mother. I would be a motherfucker.”
Academy Street
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Shaye
Office supply delivery guy: Well, I was just afraid it was shoved up there and wouldn't be found.
Receptionist: (silence)
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: olamac
Managing editor: Who didn’t have their salad tossed?
Wilmington, Delaware
