Matt: Later we are getting cupcakes…
Jen: Why, is it your birthday?
Matt: Sort of it… it’s my half birthday. So are you in?
Jen: What do you mean half birthday?
Matt: Well my birthday is December 26th.
Jen: Ok -I’ll ask Stacey if she wants in.
Madison Avenue
New York City, New York
Office drone, about boss's car: Ahh, he's just riding his own dick to work.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Boss: I got two boxes of candy, 13 kinds of beer, 28 bottles of alcohol, 25 pounds of carne asada, 3 kinds of ribs, Pink's hot dogs, 6 Cornish game hens, and Angus hamburgers. I think we're set for the barbecue tomorrow. Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're filming another porno here on Saturday. Tell all your friends to come.
Los Angeles, California
Male coworker to female coworker: I went to Burning Man and got propositioned by a man dressed as a dandelion…
Chico, California
"is there cheese in cheesecake?"
Camden, New South Wales
Overheard by: Joseph
Man smoking outside office door: What year is this anyway? It’s 2006, isn’t it?
Goswell Road
London
England
Overheard by: Ava
Office drone: That guy is like a cross between a goldfish and a pimple. He doesn't have much going on between his ears, he's unsightly, and he never goes away as fast as you want him to.
Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
Mom, as toddler runs into doorway: Look out, Helen Keller!
E Hadley Road
Indiana
Overheard by: Amanda
Manager on phone: Making kids restaurant-friendly… Here's a tip, hire a babysitter. The number one problem with the housing bust is that instead of moving out of my hip, edgy neighborhood when they want to start a family, couples can't, so they breed in place, which totally inconveniences me.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: iheartmaps
