Casting assistant: …I mean… If you’re not going to type your letter, you might want to make sure that your handwriting doesn’t make you look like a serial killer.
Diamond Street
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Tigertail
Casting assistant: …I mean… If you’re not going to type your letter, you might want to make sure that your handwriting doesn’t make you look like a serial killer.
Diamond Street
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Tigertail
Coworker: When I used to go to a crack house… Well, not me exactly…
Vine Street
Philadelphia, PA
Overheard by: Should I be working with you?
Manager #1 to manager #2: I’m talking about sloppy joes and you’re talking about sucking toes.
Cordele, Georgia
Overheard by: Marisa Griggs
Gentleman in office: Hand jobs are nothing new. They’ve been around for centuries. You could just sit around and wonder how many hand jobs Anne Boleyn performed.
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: tacomeat
Customer, putting bright plastic Easter eggs with toys inside them on the counter: I want to return these.
Clerk: Is there a problem with them?
Customer: I only let my kids play with educational toys, and these aren't good for them.
Clerk: Okay.
Customer: They have dinosaurs in them! But dinosaurs didn't hatch from eggs!
Clerk: Actually, ma'am, they did…
Customer: You can't tell me that something that big came out of an egg. What do you know anyways, did you even finish high school? Look at where you work! I need educational toys for my kids.
Clerk: I will be more than happy to return them, did you want to exchange them for something else?
Customer, putting more eggs on the counter: Yes, these with the aliens. I only want toys for my children that are accurate.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Younger man: I gotta do something. I can't keep waiting around for my uncle to die, but I don't want to kill him.
Older lady: You're talking too loud, people can hear you.
Younger man: Kill him with kindness… ain't that the Christian thing to do?
Tulsa, Oklahoma
