Office guy, at the coffee line: I just came back from Cozumel! It's not like the Mexico that we hear about all the time…
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Nicole
Office guy, at the coffee line: I just came back from Cozumel! It's not like the Mexico that we hear about all the time…
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Nicole
Male associate: Hey Sean, it’s not working [holds a squeeze bottle of flesh colored sauce in front of himself.] I can’t get it to come!
Sean, slowly: Put the bottle down.
Female associate: You freak. There’s customers here!
Center Ridge Road
Rocky River, Ohio
Overheard by: silent one
Director: We need clients that are above sucking dick for coke. If they'll suck dick for coke, they'll definitely try to steal from us.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
Middle aged boss to flunky on last day of his internship: Hey, Chris, it'll be a shame to see you go… So tell me, is your name short for Christian or Christopher?
Flunky: My name's Craig.
Public Sector Commission
Perth
Australia
Drone #1: I don't think these rules are fair. What if something happens to me and I can't comply?
Drone #2: Nobody's going to hold you to these rules if they find you naked in a basement after three weeks.
Irvine, California
Female employee: Do we have any more vanilla folders?
Boss around corner, holding blue folder: What flavor does she think these are? Blueberry?
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Duke of the Decibel
Secretary #1: What is he doing now at the casino?
Secretary #2: I heard he got a good job as a Pit Bull.
New Jersey
Overheard by: bonbonr
Office chick #1: I want a small desk lamp for ambient lighting. A candle would rock… but I know most companies frown upon flammable things.
Office chick #2: Well, we have a flammable toaster oven, so I don’t see how a small candle would be any different.
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a job that I could come in at 10 and leave at 3 and still get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #2: I wish I had a job that I didn't have to come in at all and get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #1: Mine is more realistic. (pause) Maybe not.
Cube dweller #2: Not so much.
(pause)
Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a sugar daddy.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: quietandlistening
