Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a job that I could come in at 10 and leave at 3 and still get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #2: I wish I had a job that I didn't have to come in at all and get paid for 8 hours.
Cube dweller #1: Mine is more realistic. (pause) Maybe not.
Cube dweller #2: Not so much.
(pause)
Cube dweller #1: I wish I had a sugar daddy.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: quietandlistening
