Make-up artist: I heard you broke your wiener.
Male performer: Damn it, who told you? You're the eighth person to ask me that this morning.
Make-up artist: Oh, Mike* told me.
Male performer: That guy!
Make-up artist: He's the wiener whisperer.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Female peon to male peon: Inappropriate hugs are my favorite kind!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: HR Specialist
Female worker, at a work-sponsored pizza party: My older brother picked on me all the time. Play-fighting, just rough-housing, you know. He is deceased, now.
Insensitive female worker: Because she killed him!
San Francisco, California
Coworker #1: Bill died this weekend.
Coworker #2: Really? I thought he was on vacation!
Trenton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Really?
Peon #1: Why didn't she put the cream that I bought on the buffet table?
Peon #2: I don't think she knows what cream looks like.
Falls Church, Virginia
Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night… or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
Coworker: Sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but it is just so sad.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Coworker to table: Guys, as much as I love talking about poo, do we have to talk about it every meal?
Los Angeles, California
Lady to colleague: And they mangled his sphincter…
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Aly
Coworker: My wife doesn't do it rough enough. You know how it is: women just don't have strong enough hands.
Austin, Texas
