Office worker #1: She has a degree from Harvard and another from Yale.
Office worker #2: Well, if she's so smart, why is she working for the government?
Pentagon
Washington, DC
Office worker #1: She has a degree from Harvard and another from Yale.
Office worker #2: Well, if she's so smart, why is she working for the government?
Pentagon
Washington, DC
Woman to colleague: So, what did you do last night?
Colleague: I picked up my new banjo, I'm starting banjo lessons this Saturday. I got excited just fondling it!
Woman: I bet.
Ottawa
Canadia
Overheard by: Marti
Project manager: Sure, I'd be okay pushing it out for you. We could pull it back in if that what you need. Let me know, I'd be happy to!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: VJ
Wide-eyed coworker,completely serious: You put the “pow” in “Kelly Kapowski”!
San Antonio, Texas
Overheard by: Is it 1990?
Older coworker: People didn't need health care in World War I, they just died. They didn't bother with “sick”.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad I'm healthy.
Coworker to another: Well, I'm going to go find a razor blade. Talk to you later.
Library, Midwest
Coworker to another: Isn't it funny how the smallest secretary in the office has the biggest box?
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ADP
Coworker: I think I'm a good parent about 50% of the time. I was telling my wife last night that it would be easier if we could just have “time-share children,” and only have to parent them a couple weeks per year.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: I think he's on to something!
Annoyed coworker: What's wrong there? Do you have a booger?
Coworker, picking his nose: No, my brain was itching.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Glad they didn't pick me
Woman to man making pot of coffee: Oh, that smells delicious.
Man: I made a lot, would you like some?
Woman: Perhaps I'll have half a cup later, but right now, I'll settle for a facial.
Evanston, Illinois
