Co-worker #1: Come on, we need to go.
Co-worker #2: Hold on, my wife just called and asked me to call the
cable guy to cancel his appointment.
Co-worker #1: Why couldn’t she call him herself?
Co-worker #2: Dude, she’s at work.
408 C Street NE
Washington, DC
Worker #1: You know how you have stamps that say “faxed?”
Worker #2: Yeah.
Worker #1: Do you have one that says “E-mailed?”
420 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY
Co-worker: Would you like a donut?
Enormous woman: No, thank you.
Co-worker: Why not? Are you on a diet or something?
Enormous woman: Actually, yes, I am on a diet. I am going on vacation to Hawaii at the end of the month and I have only six more pounds to lose until I reach my goal! I want to take a helicopter ride over Kilauea, but the helicopter company charges $100 more if you weigh more than 200 pounds. Hope they don’t weigh me on the spot since I am not sure I will be less than 200 pounds unless it’s in the morning, after I’ve had a pee, and I’m nude…Does anyone have any topics they’d like to add to the agenda for today?
Manager: Um…yeah, I do, but give me a minute.
560 McCarthy Boulevard
Milpitas, California
Overheard by: CW Slave
Co-worker: I need to file like a mofo.
11 W. 53 Street
New York, NY
Co-worker #1: Where’s our IT department out of?
Co-worker #2: Woodland Hills, the valley, by LA. Porn capital of the world. They work for us by day, and then by night…
Co-worker #1: Maybe that’s why they’re so cranky all the time. They don’t get any sleep at night.
50 Beale Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Lewis Samuels
Co-worker #1: Hey, I’ll promise BJs to his bosses for life if it means he gets the job!
Co-worker #2: I can’t believe that came from sweet, innocent, you!
Co-worker #1: I’m pretty dirty…hey, I do have gay friends!
8000 Bent Branch Drive
Irving, Texas
Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.
1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Girl: I’m going to drop by the ladies’ room.
Man: I hope everything comes out all right.
11400 W. Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: lonecomic
Boss: Make sure you tickle your calendar to remind you to do the reports.
Co-worker: Tickle?
Boss: Use the tickler system; you do know what a tickler is, don’t you?
Co-worker: Yes, but…you don’t use the one I know at work.
810 Highway 6 South
Houston, Texas
Co-worker #1: Whenever you pass by there’s never anyone in there.
Co-worker #2: It’s probably a Front.
Co-worker #1: It is a front; there’s a fight club going on in the back room.
Co-worker #3: I know a guy that works at one of those.
Co-worker #1: He works at a fight club?
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
