Panicky mouse user: I have to clean my ball with Isowipes once a week, because it’s absolutely filthy!
54 Park Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Al
Panicky mouse user: I have to clean my ball with Isowipes once a week, because it’s absolutely filthy!
54 Park Street
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Al
Cube dweller #1: Hey, I’m a people person.
Cube dweller #2: What are you talking about? You’re a make-fun-of-people person!
1000 East 116th Street
Carmel, Indiana
Co-worker #1: has Crazy [Don] come to see you yet?
Co-worker #2: Yeah. The first two weeks I was here he came over to my desk every day.
Co-worker #1: Did he ever make eye contact?
Co-worker #2: No.
Co-worker #1: He’s crazy.
Co-worker #2: At least he’s not trying to molest me.
3600 Market Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Engineer to room full of coworkers: Well, I figure if he takes a crap every day, he’s eating enough, right?
West Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Maybe Engineers Shouldnt Be Fathers
Office girl: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a while, how’ve you been?
Office guy: Oh, I guess you haven’t heard. Half my ear was bit off [turns to show bandaged ear].
Office girl: Oh my god, that’s awful! Human or animal?
Office guy: Human.
Boston, Massachusetts
Office girl on phone: I figured I might as well not waste these tears, so I took the opportunity to tell them about my fake dead aunt.
Abington, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: alxie
Coworker #1 holding company’s new tech use policy: It says we’re not supposed to blog on company time.
Coworker #2: Whatever. It’s not like we follow any of their other policies, like doing work and shit.
Phoenix, Arizona
Coworker: Yeah, doing the Yoda voice in bed the other night wasn't received very well.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Coworker #1: Do you want to see my diamond?
Coworker #2: That’s not a diamond — that’s your camel toe!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: i got a million of them….
Loud office coworker in horizontal stripes: So I was always saying “I wish I had a doll that could do that. And that. And that. I want a doll that can do everything!”
Coworker, in low, creepy voice: And now you've made your own.
Victoria's Secret Home Office
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: chucky
