Consultant: Menopause is not a one-day thing!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: M@
Consultant: Menopause is not a one-day thing!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: M@
New PR consultant: Wait. When you're in the witness protection program… can you tell strangers that?
Manhattan, New York
Advisor on phone: Since I'm not there anymore, you need to let the whole office know about that little victory! If nothing else…just so that I can toot my horn through your mouth!
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Band Nerd
Pharmacist #1: We really need to stop doping before work, because this just ain’t workin’.
Pharmacist #2: Yeah…
405 Heathrow Court
Burr Ridge, Illinois
Overheard by: The Zar
Weight Watchers orator: Does anyone have any good news they’d like to share with us this week?
Fat lady: Yes. I went to my gynecologist for my checkup this week, and he said now that I’ve lost weight, it’s much easier to examine me because now there are fewer folds.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Nurse: After you finish giving your sample, place it in the door in the wall and come to the lab where we’ll do your pregnancy test.
Patient to man waiting with her: I’ll be out in a minute.
Man to nurse, excited: There’s a good chance that I’m the father!
616 Court Street
Oberlin, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
IT Consultant Guy: You gotta stop answering the phones all sexy. No one else can concentrate.
2620 Hillsborough Street
Raleigh, North Carolina
Overheard by: Office Kitty
Project manger: From now on all of the questions are going to be rhetorical.
Group on speakerphone: [Silence.]Project manager: You know what rhetorical means, don’t you?
Group on speakerphone: [Silence.]Project manager: Anyway…
Fairfax, Virginia
E-consultant, explaining website program to potential customer: It’s clear as night!
Smithtown Bypass
Smithtown, New York
Attorney: What are we supposed to say when withdrawing? “I’m sorry, Your Honor, but it seems my client has fled the country”?
319 West Woodlawn Avenue
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: J.C. Tabler
