Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Knowing things. Like, knowing knowledge about everything.
Miller Avenue
Fontana, California
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Knowing things. Like, knowing knowledge about everything.
Miller Avenue
Fontana, California
Interviewing manager looking at resume: This is what? Your middle name? What language is this?
Interviewee: It’s Hawaiian. I’m part Hawaiian.
Interviewer: Oh… So, did you have to wait for the white man to get there before you had a language?
San Diego, California
Internet hipster: It's a meme of a meme, so it's meta.
Boss: What?!
Fontana, California
Punk chick on her cell: Which one did you pick? Oh, the one that can fuck?
Ralph’s
Los Angeles, California
Cube rat #1: Hey, didn’t they have one of those money-tubes here at the Thanksgiving party last year?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, where you jump in and catch the money? I got 20 bucks!
Cube rat #1: Hmmm. They should do something festive for the holiday… like canned hams in the tube!
2131 3rd Avenue
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Amused
Boss to underling: I'd better go take my banana skin elsewhere.
Bakersfield, California
Sales rep on phone to customer: I thought about you in the shower this morning. I know that probably sounds weird but I think about my customers all the time.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Wonder if he made the sale…
Recent male college grad: So I just quit my job…
Recent female college grad: Oh my god, that’s awesome!
Recent male college grad: I love our age group- everyone’s excited and envious of me -and not appalled…
San Francisco, Califronia
Overheard by: Still Employed… Unfortunately
Boss: I hate these inappropriate pants!
202 West 1st Street
Los Angeles, California
Female boss on cell: Finally! I'm getting knocked up!
Sunnyvale, California
