CSR, after customer hangs up on her: She called me a cunt… what is that?
Cincinnati, Ohio
CSR, after customer hangs up on her: She called me a cunt… what is that?
Cincinnati, Ohio
Tech support person solving printing problem: First I'll put his end in her slot, then I'll try putting her end in his slot, and we'll see what happens.
Office
Oregon
Queer peon to coworker: Shut your face or I’ll shit in your throat!
West 38th Street
New York, New York
Female coworker #1: Don't you hate it when you're using Nair, and then you lean over…
Female coworker #2, interrupting excitedly: And you dip your boob in it?
Female coworker #1: Yeah!
(they laugh hysterically as others look on uncomfortably)
Syracuse, New York
Male worker #1: Would you do coke off of Lindsay Lohan's ass?
Male worker #2: What, like snort it out of her asshole? Yes.
SoHo
New York City, New York
Office girl, sick for some time: I puked in my mouth again. I just swallowed it. What else you gonna do? It's so disgusting!
Portland, Oregon
Woman on way to meeting: Are my boobs sticking out enough?
1515 Broadway
New York, New York
Coworker to another: You can do amazing things with 2 1/2 inches.
Kamiah, Idaho
Female employee on phone: …will you outsource the foreskin?
18th Street & Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Mikey Z
Woman attending performance: It was twenty dollars per nipple.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: where's my 40 bucks?
