But Your Call Is Important to Us, So Please Remain on the Swine

Man on cell: That's just the delay in copulating your pig.

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: MonCree

Posted on July 2, 2009
Animals, New York, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

Chicken: Think How I Feel

Office drone #1: That's the thing about chicken, you never get tired of it.
Office drone #2: Well, some people do.
Office drone #1: Yeah, I do.

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on June 29, 2009
Animals, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, South Carolina

Two Girls, One Colt

Horse veterinarian to assistant: Okay, I'm going to need him sedated. Sue, you scrub him, and…Heather, get on the penis.

Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on June 22, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, Doctors, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Ohio

Seems Like the Yeast You Can Do

Female coworker #1: I smell fish. Do you smell fish?
Female coworker #2: I do. How 'bout you start washing your vag more often than you wash your car?

Geneva General Hospital
Geneva, New York

Overheard by: Molly Guns

Posted on June 4, 2009
Animals, Body Parts, Comebacks, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Sensory Experiences

Lavagirl Never Got Over the Breakup With Sharkboy

Office worker #1, mourning: So when he went to bed, the tumor moved, causing him to die in his sleep.
Office worker #2, in sympathy: Aw, that's sad. Well, at least he died in his sleep. That's the best way to go.
Office worker #3: I want to be eaten by sharks.

Dublin, Ohio