Cubicle girl: [Brad], want anything from Taco Bell? I’m making a run.
[Brad]: Yeah, I’ll go with you. But let me give you my order first.Cubicle girl: But you’re coming with me.
[Brad]: I don’t want to forget what I want. So I want the spicy chicken, spicy, make sure it’s spicy…250 Park Avenue
New York, New York
Manager: He’s so dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
2000 North Andrews Avenue Ext.
Pompano Beach, Florida
CSR verifying an address: “J” as in the letter “J” in the alphabet?
Manhattan, New York
Employee: Why do you have rubber gloves?
Photographer: Don’t worry about that.
Newport Beach, California
Overheard by: Not surprised
Hobo: You can’t make me stay here! Fuck you! I’m leaving!
White nurse: Get out, then! Leave!
Hobo, to black nurse: How you doin’, chocolate thunder?
White nurse, laughing: That’s totally your porn name.
27th Street and 1st Avenue
New York, New York
Co-worker, complaining about his chapped lips: These chapped lips really suck big dick.
The Arboretum
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: El Gato
Coworker #1: This is Matcha.
Coworker #2: What’s Matcha?
Coworker #1: It’s tea.
Coworker #2: I feel like a tea bag…
Los Alamitos, California
Overheard by: Lisa
Coworker to another: Oh, that guy is in that movie. What’s his name… Martin Small.
Elgin, Illinois
Boss: We should become alcoholics. That would make work so much easier.
Employee: That bottle of Bailey’s in my filing cabinet only lasted me a week and a half.
Boss: You had Bailey’s?
Employee: Ummm, no.
Lake Shore Drive
Columbus, Ohio
Coworker #1: Hey, you’re going to be late for your meeting!
Coworker #2, disappointed: Ohhhhh… bum-sex.
IT Office
Cheshire
England
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