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5PM Do I Need to Send You to HR Again?
Coworker to boss: Look at my naked juice! (pause) It's got protein!
Phoenix, Arizona
4PM Career Tip: Google Is Your Friend, Dearreader
Peon #1: Is "data warehouse" one or two words?
Peon #2: One.
Texas
3PM What Happens to You When You Watch Too Much Kathy Griffin
Attorney on phone to male co-counsel: Helloooo my little queen! Did you get that fat bastard on the phone?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
2PM He Rated My Rack "Fair and Balanced"
Female suit: So I was on the elevator with him, and had to explain to Roger Ailes why I was in a bra and panties.
FOX News Headquarters
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Newsbunny
1PM Oh. That Diet.
Overweight female employee: I can't have more than two cupcakes because I'm on a diet.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
11AM Next: Learning from Sarah Palin
Office drone to another: I learn something new from John every day. I forget what he said now, but I can repeat it right after he says it!
Plainsboro, New Jersey
10AM Um, Out Of What?
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
9AM Australia Has Libraries?
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries...
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
5PM And the Cocaine's All Stuck in It.
Audit manager: This must be the original! I can see some snow-flakey stuff on it.
Auditor: Eh?
Audit manager: You know, what do you call it... Correcting tape.
Auditor: Oh.
Wellington
New Zealand
4PM How Texans Admit Stupidity
Cubicle dweller on phone: Watching movies is my version of speed reading.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: notaduhme
3PM ...Have You Ever Seen One Of Their Action Movies?
Disembodied female voice: But there is cheese in China!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Anon Y. Mous
2PM Sigh. Story Of My Life.
Office drone, surfing the net: I can't find an image of a woman in a prison jumpsuit that would fit in a shopping cart...
Manhattan, New York
1PM I'm Also Reluctant to Stick It in My Ear
Coworker: The word "aural" just doesn't feel right in my mouth.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Trying not to be sent to HR
11AM ...To an Israeli Customer?
Cube dweller #1, on phone: "Yes, "h" as in "Hitler."
Cube dweller #2: Wow... Did he really just say that?
Kansas City, Missouri
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