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5PM ...Funny Story
Employee #1: Would you care for some cinnamon almonds?
Employee #2: No, I don't like sweet nuts.
Employee #1: Really?
Employee #2: I like my nuts salty.
Los Alamitos, California
Overheard by: Cat
4PM The Two Types Of Women in This World: Encapsulated.
Cube rat #1: Kids say the darndest things...
Cube rat #2: That's why I ain't had no kids.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
3PM If This'll Be a Long Story, Let Me Get Some Coffee
Cubicle worker to colleague: Yeah, my grandfather died on the Titanic. I love that boat!
45th St & Ave of the Americas
2PM Sorry, My Mind Just Went on Safari for a Minute There
Ski salesman, advocating favorite brand to customer: I'm partial to Head.
Customer: You and me both.
Ottawa
Canadia
1PM Career Tip: MTV Provides Profound Insight Into Your Younger Employees
Boss: Is You're all jerks a new reality show?
Employee: No, but The Jersey Shore is.
Baltimore, Maryland
12PM ...What's "I Want a Divorce" Supposed to Mean, Anyway?
Female coworker, after receiving text from hubby: That's 25 cents I'll never get back.
Nebraska
Overheard by: WOW
11AM If I Were, Wouldn't It Be on the Ceiling?
Office manager: Why is there toilet paper on the floor? Are you a shithead?
Flushing
Queens, New York
10AM I Refuse to Take One for the Team, Though
Male voice over cubicle: Hey, has Smith gone over to the other side?
Female voice: I don't know, I'll watch his thing and let you know.
Greenville, Texas
9AM Sounds Hot
Male coworker: Did you get a haircut?
Female coworker: No, I showered.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: erak
5PM I'm Losing Interest in This Conversation
Yuppie #1 : Yeah, so my buddy is a trader at RBC.
Yuppie #2 : Royal Bank of Scotland?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jack
4PM I Thought It Was Our Policy Not to Negotiate with Hamburglars?
Coworker to another: Give him he meat. That's what he wants.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Dina
3PM Ten Bucks Says It's Not Even Her Birthday-- She's Just Testing Him.
Office lady on phone: I'm your wife! You should know my birthday! (hangs up)
Manhattan, New York
2PM Coffee's Very Stimulating
Male drone to female drone walking back to cubicle with a cup of coffee in each hand: Oh, double fisting. I like it!
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Veronica
1PM Why Don't You Come Into the Breakroom with Me and Find Out
Coworker #1: I got an extra sausage which I haven't touched. Do you want it?
Coworker #2: Is that a pick-up line?
El Segundo, California
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