Coworker: I should ask Mary if I could trade my pink one for her white one.
Richardson, Texas
Coworker: I should ask Mary if I could trade my pink one for her white one.
Richardson, Texas
Office worker #1: But we don't have any hard data for that.
Office worker #2: Don't worry, we'll just make up some numbers for the presentation.
Plano, Texas
Boss on phone: It needs to be beef, not candy.
Victoria, Texas
Overheard by: Diana
Coworker: Hey, does anyone have a dollar that I could borrow for an hour?
Houston, Texas
Worker #1: Can you sign Louise's birthday card?
Worker #2 (reading card): You know, “decapitated” is one of those words that never looks like it's spelled right.
Chevy Chase Building
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
Guy on cell: You have to pull the door and then turn the key. (pause) Did the key break off in the lock? (pause) Look at your key. Is half of it missing?
West Jefferson
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Kazmeyer
Coworker trying to quit smoking to coworker who still smokes: You just burned one, didn't you? You looked sick and happy when you walked in.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Gina
Co-worker #1: [Aaron], you just don’t get it.
Co-worker #2: I’ve got two hemispheres working here, [Mike].
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
VP: We learn much faster when there is a gun to our head.
910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas
