Male coworker: What are those? Are they thighs?
Female coworker: No, they’re breasts. Ginormous breasts!
555 West 57th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: Lindsay
Male coworker: What are those? Are they thighs?
Female coworker: No, they’re breasts. Ginormous breasts!
555 West 57th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: Lindsay
HR guy: Say your name again. (pause) Beerpong? Oooh, Bierpont! Riiight… spell that?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The New Guy
Anchor writing newscast: I don’t care about the poisoned Russian. Just give me the bong!
CBS Broadcast Center
New York, New York
Worker bee: Well, there were enzymes in the ham costume…
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, New York
Overheard by: busy like a bee
Old guy unzipping at urinal: The eagle has landed.
Guy at other urinal: What does that mean?
Old guy: I don’t know.
7 Hanover Square
New York, New York
Overheard by: guy at urinal #4
Office girl #1: She couldn’t find my cervix. My cervix!
Office girl #2: You do know everyone can hear you, right?
Office girl #1: No, no, wait — she found it, she just couldn’t see it!
43rd Street and 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Manager: Everybody hide and don’t make any noise.
Employee: Um, we’re in a cube. Exactly where do you want us to go?
Manager: Under the tables and behind the privacy screens. Now everyone shut up.
Employee: Considering John sits right next to this cube and these dividers aren’t soundproof, this smoke and mirrors trick really is a failure.
7 Times Square
New York, NY
Office grunt: I never realized how hard metal was.
2201 Main Street
Williamsville, New York
Lawyer on phone with client: Where would you like to get sued first?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Beastly employee: That reminds me of when I was skinny. I was smoking. With my thigh-high boots.
Pretty employee: Mmmm… cool.
Beastly employee: I won’t ever wear them again. I am too fat. I will bring them in for you.
Pretty employee, unhappily: Ummmm… ok.
Passerby employee to pretty employee, sympathetically: The boots went up to her camel toe… I’m sorry.
Hawthorne, New York
Overheard by: I have my own office
