HR to employee: Did you eat my muffin yet?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
HR to employee: Did you eat my muffin yet?
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Office lady #1: It's so hot in here, I'm sweating like a banshee.
Office lady #2: Banshees scream or screech. You mean you're sweating like a pig.
Office lady #1: Don't call me a pig!
Worcester, Massachusetts
Coworker on phone: Thanks! I'll definitely get naked for my husband!
Boston, Massachusetts
Coworker: Well, if we get killed by the North Koreans before the weekend is out, I just want you to know that I've liked working with you.
Worcester, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jr. Scientist
Faculty member, leading prospective student on tour: This was when we used to have emotions.
Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Not Yet Dead Inside
Coworker #1: I dated this girl with a house in the Hamptons.
Coworker #2: Oh yeah, the Hamptons, in the middle of the state, known for the rolling green hills.
Coworker #1, looking befuddled: What?
Northampton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Al
Coworker #1: Did David* tell you he bought a bike?
Coworker #2: No. What kind of bike did he buy?
Coworker #1: Umm… Blue…
Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts
Office girl: I think any merry-go-round involving drilldoes is not a merry-go-round I want to partake in.
Brookline, Massachusetts
Cubicle rat #1, trying to read computer screen: Ugh! I wish I had good eyes!
Cubicle rat #2: Maybe you need glasses.
Cubicle rat #1: I don't need glasses. I need good eyes!
Braintree, Massachusetts
Female coworker: Yeah, so I make fun of his manhood.
Male coworker: You make fun of his junk?
Female coworker: No, I tell him he's not a man.
Boston, Massachusetts
