Editor: You got a little insert action going on there?
Paginator: Yeah, you like it?
Editor: Oh yeah, I like it.
Paginator: What about this, you like this?
Editor: That’s great.
9 Long Pond Road
Plymouth, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Miss Persnicket
Sales rep answering phone: Sales department… Oh, hi… Really? Thank God, because I have been scratching down there all night!
Boston, Massachusetts
Worker bee: I was asleep! I don’t want to know how they were wiggling things around in my body!
333 South Street
Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: Did you know Tony in the German office is Oriental?
Co-worker #2: Asian.
Co-worker #1: What about Asians?
Co-worker #2: You don’t say “Oriental”…you say “Asian.”
Co-worker #1: Oh, that is so PC. Oriental is fine. I had an Oriental friend once and she didn’t mind it.
93 Worcester Street
Wellesley, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Scaught
Black coworker #1: So I'm trying to end the conversation and rush in my house! Did you think he saw them?
Blonde coworker #2: Of course he saw them! You got the jumbo box of Magnum condoms! Miss “I'm-going-to-save-the-environment, no-I-don't need-a-bag-for-my-inappropriate-groceries!”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: in the cube away from them!
Boss to another: Is there a polite way, when making a restaurant reservation, to ask for the waitress with the biggest knockers?
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy on phone with accent: I'm going to take a picture of you milking a camel–it's going to be super!
Main Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Female office worker #1, about anal sex: I've never had a guy even try… I wonder if it's because of us, or the guys we date?
Female office worker #2: I don't think it's me. It must be the guys. You go for the “sensitive type.”
Female office worker #1: Yeah … and you go for douchebags.
Commonwealth Ave
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Oh Dear
Female coworker on cell: Hello! Not much, how are you? (pause) Yeah, that's kind of illegal these days…
Newton, Massachusetts
Employee: Computer is just a fancy word for “solitaire machine.”
10 Brookline Place
Brookline, Massachusetts
