Guy on phone with accent: I'm going to take a picture of you milking a camel–it's going to be super!
Main Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Guy on phone with accent: I'm going to take a picture of you milking a camel–it's going to be super!
Main Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Female office worker #1, about anal sex: I've never had a guy even try… I wonder if it's because of us, or the guys we date?
Female office worker #2: I don't think it's me. It must be the guys. You go for the “sensitive type.”
Female office worker #1: Yeah … and you go for douchebags.
Commonwealth Ave
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Oh Dear
Female coworker on cell: Hello! Not much, how are you? (pause) Yeah, that's kind of illegal these days…
Newton, Massachusetts
Employee: Computer is just a fancy word for “solitaire machine.”
10 Brookline Place
Brookline, Massachusetts
Tech support engineer: I can’t believe I have pants on!
Rt. 1
Ipswich, Massachusetts
Office monkey #1: I am so mad at John. I just scheduled three meetings for him on Thursday morning. Don't ask me how I pulled that rabbit out of my ass!
Office monkey #2: Wow…where'd you get the expression “pulling a rabbit out of your ass?”
Office monkey #1: Because pulling a rabbit out of a hat is easy!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Wondering how to pull a rabbit out…
Employee on phone: Yeah, I’m leaving early today…Because if I don’t, I’ll kill someone. No, I mean it, someone will literally die at my hands, so I figure I’m helping out the company by leaving early.
900 Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Woman #1: How's it going?
Woman #2, sighing: I'm swimming through the mess…got my fingers in the dyke.
Boston, Massachusetts
Manager going to lunch with friend: Did you leave yet?!
Friend: Um, no.
360 Huntington Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy #1: What’s “RedHat”?
Guy #2: That’s Linux.
Guy #1: The operating system?
Guy #2: Yeah, it’s just another name for it.
Guy #1: Like “Firefox”?
244 Wood Street
Lexington, Massachusetts
