Office drone #1: Where is the Pentagon?
Office drone #2: It is in Washington, DC…
Office drone #1: Oh! Isn’t it that big hexagon shaped building?
Office manager: [Walking away] Oh Jesus fucking Christ…

Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: brian brinegar

Investment broker: My kid’s a socialist. He’d rather hang out with his friends than ski with us.

Portland Square
Portland, Maine

Manager on phone: Oh, yes, I remember now. Fuck you!

75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: brian brinegar

Waitress: And so the guy from the health department says we have, like, one day to get this shit cleaned up or he is shutting us down. Oh my god, he’s right! Look at all this crap in the bottom of the ice… [As two customers walk in] Oh, hello. Two for dinner?


Overheard by: brian brinegar

Admin on phone: I’m sorry, that person has left for the day. We close at 5 PM.
Caller: Well, it’s only a little after 4 here, so does that mean that I, like, have to call you in your time zone?
Admin: Uh, well, yes. Yes, you do…

Mount Desert Island, Maine

Overheard by: snoopervisor

Co-Worker: You need to preheat your hooha. This is too much.
Intern: We’re still talking about the steaming the laundry, right?

Pickard Theater
Brunswick, Maine

Overheard by: grappling with zippers