It’s Always Happy Hour Somewhere

Admin on phone: I’m sorry, that person has left for the day. We close at 5 PM.
Caller: Well, it’s only a little after 4 here, so does that mean that I, like, have to call you in your time zone?
Admin: Uh, well, yes. Yes, you do…

Mount Desert Island, Maine

Overheard by: snoopervisor