Lawyer: You know they are bringing in immigrants and everything.
Conference caller: I don't know if I want to testify against a Sudanese refugee! Do we have to?
Lawyer: Something tells me we are not going to win this.
Phoenix, Arizona
Lawyer: You know they are bringing in immigrants and everything.
Conference caller: I don't know if I want to testify against a Sudanese refugee! Do we have to?
Lawyer: Something tells me we are not going to win this.
Phoenix, Arizona
Attorney to paralegal: Do you still have those creepy photos of that dead guy?
Asheville, North Carolina
Attorney to client: Are you a predator taking advantage of her?
New Jersey
Attorney, exiting elevator: It's either that or hookers!
Norwalk, Connecticut
Attorney on phone: I don't ever want you to be afraid to clamp down on my boys.
Durango, Colorado
Lawyer on phone with client: Where would you like to get sued first?
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Judge to clerk: Hey, you got shoes on. You're first class today!
Oakdale, Louisiana
Attorney on phone: What does it smell like?
Tysons Corner, Virginia
Law Firm Guy: What’s a tsunami?
100 Maiden Lane
New York, NY
Lawyer: I didn't ask for it, I didn't seek it out. All I know is that someone had their hand on my penis.
Chesapeake, Virginia
