Pregnant customer: Why didn’t you tell me I had a zit under my nose?! I’m so freakin’ embarrassed.
Husband: You need to be worried about that mustache, not that zit.
North Point Mall
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: wannabmilf
Pregnant customer: Why didn’t you tell me I had a zit under my nose?! I’m so freakin’ embarrassed.
Husband: You need to be worried about that mustache, not that zit.
North Point Mall
Alpharetta, Georgia
Overheard by: wannabmilf
Lady peon on phone: I don’t know… That whole Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is overrated.
1212 6th Avenue
New York, New York
Consultant describing different diagnostic tests to client: Gonorrhea is like a can of chili.
555 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Male peon in restroom: Hey, I didn’t know we had soap in here!
8110 South Harvard Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Icked out female coworker
Office hottie #1: Just think of all the stuff we put in our mouths that we don’t think about…
Office hottie #2: Ummm…
8891 Gander Creek
Dayton, Ohio
Lady coworker: I’m going for a walk. My legs are sore from being under that desk all day.
Montgomery, Alabama
Overheard by: Tina
20-something worker #1: You know, I’ve never had a bikini wax. Never.
20-something worker #2: What? How do you keep yourself… fresh down there?
20-something worker #1: Neutrogena works like a charm.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bored in NJ
Secretary on phone: No, I haven’t been well lately. I’ve had a bout of shingles all summer. From my breast bone to my hip, all down my right side… Shingles! No, shingles! Do you know what that is? It’s herpes! All down my right side!
1 Beacon Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Employee: I really like the new floor tiles you picked for the office!
Boss: Good thing, too. These old tiles were put in in the 1950s, and I just found out they were made with cobalt.
Employee: Ah.
Boss: Yeah, they’re actually radioactive.
Employee: Huh?
Boss: A Geiger counter would totally pick up on the radiation in here!
Employee: Ummm…
Boss: But it’s not really a problem — it would take decades of exposure to effect you, really.
Employee: I’ve been here 18 years.
Music agency
Vienna
Austria
