Manager: How do you tell the client that they’re an idiot? What’s the wording I should use for that?
1 South Road
Harrison, Ohio
Manager: How do you tell the client that they’re an idiot? What’s the wording I should use for that?
1 South Road
Harrison, Ohio
Boss: Maybe I’m suffering from a case of magnesia…uh, uh, you know, like I forget things.
75 Union Avenue
Rutherford, New Jersey
Boss: All signs point to them being assfucks.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Picture Drawer
Boss in team meeting: I know these conversations are going nowhere, but we’re on a deadline so we need to get nowhere faster!
Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Boss: I’m just going to stop taking notes and just use yours after the meeting, because I have no idea what’s going on.
545 Fifth Avenue
New York, New York
Boss: That’s what I hate about these people who take the Bible literally: it’s so pick and choose! What about all the parts where you get stoned for looking at bread the wrong way?
Print shop
Sunset Park, Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: milu
White executive to black employee wearing brown suit: You're extra brown today.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Manager: So, we should totally take a consensuous on that with the entire team.
Employee: Consensus.
Manager: What?
Employee: Consensus.
Manager, laughing: I should totally carry around a thesaurius with me! [Employee walks away.]
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: BeeMonstre
Boss: I don’t produce much chest hair, but if I did, I would tend to it like a gardener tends to a beautiful tomato.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Manager roaming the halls: I want to hurt somebody.
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Dave
