VP: It's a good thing that I hired the office manager because she would never hire me… too many flaws.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Roxy
VP: It's a good thing that I hired the office manager because she would never hire me… too many flaws.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Roxy
Food court employee #1: I think I have a lizard tail growin’ out of my butt!
Food court employee #2: Oh, I see it!
Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania
Manager #1: Should we have the meeting in your office?
Manager #2: No, it looks like a Sears-Roebuck exploded in there.
Burnaby
Canadia
Overheard by: Working Girl
18-year-old guy: How old do you think Brenda* [older lady from office] is?
20-year-old guy: About… fifty two?
18-year-old guy: I’d hate to be that old and still wear make-up.
Willenhall
West Midlands
England
Young museum volunteer: And I had to listen to the other kids talking about masturbation for an hour.
Museum employee: Yuck. You’re probably the sanest person in your school.
Young museum volunteer: I know! I wish I could just… stab them all in the neck.
Kellogg Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota
Office lady #1: Well, I'm a certified diver.
Office lady #2: You don't really have to know how to swim that well for that, right?
Denver, Colorado
Driver: I need to go home. There’s been an emergency.
Dispatcher: Oh! What happened?
Driver: Oh, my dad croaked, and I need to get maintenance on my truck. No biggie.
Dispatcher: Uh, okay.
7253 Western Select Drive
Indianapolis, Indiana
Cubie #1: Looting is terrible. I don't know if I could loot.
Cubie #2: Me neither…I could embezzle, but I couldn't loot.
Waltham MA
Receptionist: Your husband is on line one.
Chiropractor: I just had a stinky fart.
Receptionist: Thanks for sharing!
St. John's
Canadia
Office lady #1, watching car accident outside: The car's on its side.
Office lady #2: Has the fire truck come yet? I can't see.
Office lady #3: Where are the hottie firemen?
Office lady #1: Firemen are always so cute.
Office lady #3: Who's gonna put out the fire in my pants?
Office lady #4: Call 911.
Burbank, California
