Nurse standing at copier making a copy: Ann! Is the copier fixed or is it still broken?
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Amazed at people sometimes
Nurse standing at copier making a copy: Ann! Is the copier fixed or is it still broken?
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Amazed at people sometimes
Coworker: So yeah, every time I drive past this cemetery, the call quality on my cell phone drops.
La Cienega & Slauson
Los Angeles, California
Editor #1: She was crazy.
Editor #2: That's not nice to say.
Editor #1: Okay, I'll rephrase then. She was staunchly in favor of coco puffs.
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy: Yeah, so now’s the time I go home, take my shoes off, change into sneakers and sing “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood”.
Chick: That’s kinda creepy.
Guy: Yeah, I guess it is kinda creepy. But that’s what I was going for.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Company president to branch manager: I can put myself in your shoes and understand what you're saying, but when I put myself in my shoes I realize that I have the responsibility for spending lots of money!
Wheat Ridge, Colorado
Coworker #1: I heard Sophia Loren was ill.
Coworker #2: Is that Ralph Lauren’s wife?
48th street
Pompano Beach, Florida
Smoker #1: See this tie? Got it for $1.49 at Jewel.
Smoker #2: Jewel sells ties? It’s a grocery store.
Smoker #1: I say fuck ’em, if I have to wear a tie it’s going to be a $1.49 Jewel tie.
Wacker
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I hate my tie too
Female coworker: This ain't no question-and-answer game. Trick or treat, dammit!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Sales manager: "you know 'silence of the lambs'? That happened to me one time."
2159 Early Lane, Franklin, IN
